Barnacle Bill (the Sailor)

Female vocal:
Who's that knocking at my door?
Who's that knocking at my door?
Who's that knocking at my door?
Said the fair young maiden

Barnacle Bill vocal:
It's only me from over the sea

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Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor

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I'm all lit up like a Christmas tree

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Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor

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I've sailed the seas until I'm broke,
I drink and swear and gamble and smoke,
But I can't swim a bloody stroke

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Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor

Female vocal:
I'll come down and let you in
I'll come down and let you in
I'll come down and let you in
Said the fair young maiden

BB:
Well hurry before I break the door

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Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor

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I'll rip and rave and rant and roar

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Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor

BB:
I'll eat your cakes and I'll eat your pies
I'll spin ye yarns and I'll tell ye lies
I'll kiss your lips and I'll black your eyes

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Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor

Female voice:
Oh your whiskers scrape my cheeks
Oh your whiskers scrape my cheeks
Oh your whiskers scrape my cheeks
Said the fair young maiden

BB:
I'm dirty and lousy and full of fleas

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Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor

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I'll stick my mast in whom I please

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Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor

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My flowing whiskers give me class
The sea horses eat them instead of grass
If they hurt your cheeks they'll tickle your ass

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Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor

Female voice:
Tell me that we'll soon be wed
Tell me that we'll soon be wed
Tell me that we'll soon be wed
Said the fair young maiden

BB:
You foolish girl it's nothing but sport

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Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor

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I've got me a wife in every port

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Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor

BB:
Off I go on another tack
To give some other fair maid a crack
But keep it oiled till I come back

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Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor

Female voice:
You can sleep between my tits

BB:
Bugger your tits they're covered with zits

Female voice:
You can sleep between my thighs

BB:
Bugger your thighs they're covered with flies

Female voice:
You can sleep between my cunt

BB:
Bugger your cunt but I'll fuck for a stunt

Female voice:
What's that thing between your legs?

BB:
It's a pole to stick in your hole

Female voice:
What will we do when baby's born?

BB:
Drown the bugger and fuck for another

Female voice:
What if your parents should come home?

BB:
I'll kill yer pa and stuff yer ma

Female voice:
What if we should go to jail?

BB:
I'll pick the lock with my cock

Female voice:
What if you should get the chair?

BB:
I'll lay a fart and blow it apart

All chorus:
Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor